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general God Fuck Diane Keaton
by horseluver154
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(I rule supreme) on Dec 27, 2008 05:08:38 PM

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Don't you just hate some people and get really pissed off with celebs who run away when you say hi?
Thats what happened to me.
 
I was walking along the street on a project from england, and who walks down the street, Diane Keaton. I was a big fan until this happened. I notice her and ask her for an autograph and she thinks i'm some bloody stalker and runs off, obviously to her house coz she goes to these big gates and opens them. I now hate her coz she could tell i'm english and who would want to bloody stalk that bloody bitch who fucks up every fucking movie she's fucking in?
GOD FUCK CELEBS ESPECIALLY ONES CALLED DIANE KEATON. By the way, if your intelluect ever gets high enough to come on this site Diane Keaton, u have no freinds they all 'like' you because you're so much fucking richer than them coz u've made like 1.1 billion dollars but u've acutally done abosolutly NOTHING to make that money thats y u are in crap films like Smother and Mad Money. Did You Know that Gay Films + Crap Actress = DIANE KEATON
LOL (bet u dont no what that means coz ur an old fogie)
P.S
U have a really bad taste in men
Warren Beatty?
Woody Allen?
I would rather date a slug.
By the way, I know i'm being a bitch but thats what u r so y cant i be one 2?

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    SICK BURN
    by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Dec 28, 2008 03:36:48 AM
    (#27086)
    SIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.
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    I have an inkling
    by QuizzMizz(a.quiz@nine.kills.time)
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    on Dec 28, 2008 03:46:19 AM
    (#27090)
    as to why Miss Keaton would flee from you.
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      Hell...
      by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
      gfd messagesYahooMSNICQ
      on Dec 29, 2008 05:12:52 AM
      (#27095)
      ...I feel like running away from the desk just because I read the fucking thing.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        Not to mention:
        by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
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        on Dec 29, 2008 11:34:46 AM
        (#27105)
        How is Warren Beatty an undesirable choice?
        I mean he surely is now, being older than Stonehenge and all, but back in the day he was one of the guys everyone wanted to either be, or be with.

        My guess is our equinophile here is about 15.
        Months.
        Old.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          Carbon dating
          by thatsme(nada@sympatico.ca)
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          on Dec 29, 2008 12:25:43 PM
          (#27106)
          and my math skills, coupled with my superior deduction skills, make me say slightly over 18. Which is perhaps 15 months old in horsey years.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          Warren Beatty
          by horseluver154(I rule supreme)
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          on Dec 29, 2008 02:23:19 PM
          (#27108)
          He is undesirable coz he is, as you say, older than Stonehenge, he apparantly claims (which I can clarify is not true) he was cast as the lead role in Rocky and he tried to fuck Madonna, not to mention Fucker Keaton.
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    horseluver154 there's something I gotta know...
    by scarygermanguy(none@yourbusiness.com)
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    on Jan 9, 2009 10:31:59 PM
    (#27143)
    Are you developmentally disabled, or are you just a kid who got a brand new computer for Christmas?

    Just so I'll know if I should feel bad for you being a little slow, or for being an annoying little shit who'll eventually grow out of the dumbshittery?
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    Holy shit!!!
    by murdersgalore(spree_shooting@your_school.org)
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    on Jan 18, 2009 01:08:37 AM
    (#27158)
    The anger!! The obsession!! The terrible grammar!!




    Seung-Hui Cho lives!!
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    Oh go and fuck yourself, you ignorant little bitch.
    by MowingYouDown(I will kick your ass.)
    gfd messages
    on Jul 29, 2010 11:00:38 AM
    (#28858)
    God, and I thought Elisabeth Fucking Sladen was an annoying, whiny bitch.
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      Who is Sladen?
      by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
      gfd messagesYahooMSNICQ
      on Jul 30, 2010 10:00:12 PM
      (#28883)
      Why is Elisabeth fucking him?
      And why is that annoying?
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        In contrast....
        by MowingYouDown(I will kick your ass.)
        gfd messages
        on Aug 1, 2010 03:03:46 PM
        (#28894)
        Someone I know, you won't know, because she's on UK television, and she is an annoying whiny, demanding bitch.
        Who hates her FUCKING life. And I'm not surprised, the amount of times I've told her she needs a kick up her fucking backside.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]

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