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I don't watch the news anymore because I can't seem to get any objective information from it. (that is, unless its related to a fashion show for cats.) So, I heard about this in French since Haiti is a french speaking country. It's bad. I'm a little surprised but I can't make myself care, honestly. If I had my way, we would withdraw all of our troops from Afghanistan and Iraq and have them doing humanitarian missions in impoverished places like Haiti. That's unrealistic, though. Also, its hard to make billions of dollars off of being a generally nice, helpful country. on a lighter note...
What the fuck are their babies going to eat now? Shit? OTHER babies?
That made me laugh out loud in a crowded library. Good job, sir. |
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More shit to keep us distracted . . .
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| Nice rant, Chisa. Sad that many problems are ignored until shit blows up or shakes up as in this case. But look at Africa (if one dares): Half of that continent's people are busy clawing each other's guts out and what does the rest of the world do? Diddly squat as the wars and genocide continue. Thanks be to the universe which allowed for the creation of GFD - a little angry insanity goes a long way to keeping one sane. |
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it's not the suddenness at all? It seems the longstanding problems are ones we almost certainly caused or created, but the [sudden] natural ones we can blame on God. Then we can prove ourselves to be fashionably caring after all when we turn out to clean up after God, and very few like yourself would ask everyone to admit that it was already an unnatural disaster.
Maybe we're so fucked in the collective head that an earthquake is necessary to show us the difference between giving a damn and pretending, but don't get me wrong... I don't think anyone should suffer either.
I'm just saying that we cause or at least fail to prevent one kind of shit, while we could never either cause or prevent the other kind-- and that seems more significant to me than how predictable it is or how long the shitstorm lasts. Maybe we all rush into a disaster area to hastily recreate the illusion of control over our existence and quietly try to compensate for our previous carelessness.
Maybe I just paraphrased everything everyone else just said in order to sound like I can think but oh well, fuckit. |
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| I know some people who've gone on mission trips to Haiti and I might have gone at some point but I don't care that much about spreading the gospel, it would have been just to GTFO of here and so not very noble at all. |
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I want to stress that I don't think anyone, anywhere should suffer
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Bullshit
As someone that had to deal with being your Operating Observer for almost two years I know fully you THRIVE off making others suffer
In fact the whole reason didnt you like Hamlin was " he hadnt suffered in life"
https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/clandestine/core-collector.html
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still a grammatically challenged fuck up
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In fact the whole reason you DIDNT like Hamlin was " he hadnt suffered in life"
but to be fair I know you want to bleed at work and have a seizure
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For those who don't know Tim: he thinks I broke into his apartment and raped him in the ass while he was passed out drunk one night. Because, you know, I do stuff like that all the time, and also, there's nothing else that could have possibly given him a bloody asshole, like for example drinking so much that you pass out.
Tim also dropped LSD 15 minutes before the first plane hit on September 11th and spent the next 8 years convinced that the entire War on Terror was a hallucination only he was seeing.
He also stalked a girl who had no interest whatsoever in him for two years, buying her a laptop, a diamond bracelet, and rooking a contest at his workplace so that she would win a trip for two to the Caribbean (she didn't take Tim along, unsurprisingly), and he considered buying her a car for Valentine's Day.
Tim also swore up and down that he never learned phonetics as a child and thus had to memorize the entire dictionary to learn English.
When a customer who wanted to do something nice for Tim once asked what sort of gift he would like, his response was: "Either a puppy or a baby."
Tim left Arizona because, in his words, there were not enough squirrels and too many owls and homosexuals.
I could go on, but I'm fairly sure by now you understand what sort of person would come to GFD with the story that they worked for two years as a CIA operative whose sole task was to observe TheChisa. |
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To those that dont know Chisa
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Chisa is a 6 foot 2 270 pound MONSTER
He enjoys talking about bestiality and how fun it would be to rape female customers
He is convinced his father was a rapist... like father like son
He once meet a girl online with pretty colored hair, but she wouldnt meet Chisa becaue she was AFRAID Chisa would rape her/// SMART GIRL
Yes I admit I was interested in working for the CIA since 1999
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I'm two hundred and eighty pounds.
Also, I have about a bajillion people -- including my domestic partner -- who will vouch that I would never, ever harm any human or animal except in self-defense, and about half of those would also vouch that you are a completely delusional maniac who has actually directly threatened to murder me. I don't think there's any real debate here who has the moral high ground.
Here's the sad thing about you, Tim: you had actual friends here in Arizona. Despite the fact that you were suicidally miserable, totally weird and largely incapable of recognizing the existence of social cues, there were yet people who accepted you for who you were and cared about your well being. After you left, many people asked about you, and expressed that they would miss your presence -- and God help me, I was one of those people.
So, sure, go ahead and live in whatever fantasy world suits you. If you need me to be a monster, I'm your monster, and believe me pal, you're getting a true bargain on that investment. You'd be HARD PRESSED to find a higher quality demon! |
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I've known Chisa longer than he's known himself, and I can testify that beneath his comically gruff exterior lies one of the most compassionate, caring, and honest human beings I've known.
I know there are many people both here and in "real life" that would agree with me. Saying shit and doing shit are very different things.
SO, you nutty-assed CIA wannabe, keep a fucking civil tongue in your head, and check yourself before *I* wreck yourself.
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For someone whose profile reads "Member since: Jan 16, 2010" to start an entry on GFD addressing "those that don't know Chisa" may not be the wisest thing to do.
Just sayin'. |
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Is this the same guy who photographed himself protesting outside of jehovah's witnesses headquarters or something like that? By himself and holding a stuffed animal?
Where do you find these people? |
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Just a few slight adjustments
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I had some alcohol and then passed out also known as sleeping, I was working over 80 hours a week so I was exhausted constantly
I dont know the exact time I dropped the LSD in relation to the first building being bit NOR do I know the exact amount of LSD because I took liquid LSD and just squeezed a decent amount in my mouth
I did have a theory my LSD trip never ended after 09.11.01 ,but I dropped that theory.. never did I think I was the only seeing it nor a hallucination --WHY --LSD does not cause hallucinations it causes distortions of images
I never stalked my co-worker .I did buy her many gifts because I thought she was so adorable
I never did learn phonics, but I did NOT memorize the entire dictionary.. I did memorize how words sounded
You forget the other two things I wished for other than a baby and a puppy
A tall Swedish girl and WORLD peace
I left Arizona because I was MISERABLE it lacked nature, I constantly LUSTED after my female co-worker to the point of MISERY, I was constantly working, and I had to work with Chisa( who admitted to making me feel bad because he felt bad.. luckily in YEAR TWO he meet an Asian friend and laxed a tad
Luck forward to seeing your DESIRED seizure in the core
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I've known Chisa longer than he's known himself, and I can testify that beneath his comically gruff exterior lies one of the most compassionate, caring, and honest human beings I've known.
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I dont think you would say that if you had observed Chisa steal $20 from customers that do not close out their transactions at 7-11
Matt Tuozzo ( Chisa) had a no care habit of doing this because in his words "they were rich college kids and it didnt matter"
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What's kind of awesome about all this
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is how you totally sought me out on the internet and then took a post that had nothing to do with you on a forum you'd never been to before, and made it about a 100% personal issue that is completely invented in your own head.
Not surprising, mind you, just kind of awesome. |
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| Didn't someone else suggest that once? If Swift thought it was good enough for the Irish, is should damn well be good enough for those crazy Haitians. |
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You're actually going to register a SECOND account just to bother me on the internet?
Tim, you are insane and sad. Please just go away. |
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"Tim left Arizona because, in his words, there were not enough squirrels and too many owls and homosexuals."
Really though Chisa, is he wrong? |
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well.....
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He did win the Nobel Peace Prize...
Plus they will owe us ... big time
when california falls of the edge of the united states and florida sinks |
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against my better judgment....
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I did donate some money... although my money would have been much better spent paying the shipping for more interesting items.
Like... baby supplies and canned spinach my own children won't eat, clothes my kids have grown out of, fabreeze, cow figurines gramma gave me, toilet paper, random kitchen utencils, tampons, beer, fuck me ..... i could fill a semi with usable shit and would not miss it.
Someone should call HOARDERS |
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you're interrupting my semiannual attention-whoring run
How can I get people to notice how fucked up I am and come out and tell me, while you're hogging the streetlight
Wait, maybe I forgot to try to call attention to how fucked up someone else was, that's what i did wrong that you did so well
I hope this post rectifies that. Please hate me, I am broken. |
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| ...the Chaiten eruption in 2008 and this earthquake now, it almost looks as if Chile was rehearsing to go Lake friggin' Toba all over Argentina's ass. Now that would be a fucked up way to settle all of our petty border-related quibbles... |
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