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cue the flashy zooming monologue backdrop with extra bloom
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| Aha, my disguise it is working perfectly for you see no one can tell or will ever suspect that I am a Hopeless Redneck stranded in a computer science fiction novel, aha! |
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| You blow your cover too quickly! My biggest fear is that people will discover that, because I have wifi and a laptop, I am almost always typing comments while taking a shit. |
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| I'm snitching on myself, are you? I'm 30 and I'm retarded in the part of me that makes you have a future, whatever that is... everything else is a symptom and even that is a symptom of some other things. What are you going to do? Killing all the sick people just means that you never learn whatever is going to help the next disease, or the next, ones which you'll probably have because your parents either gave them to you or failed to give you immunity. Then the shotgun is for you. Hehe, my initials are RPD, what are the odds? |
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thought that was clipon for a second, damn
and why the hell does every other random thing I hear or read sound like a prophecy? Do I have the gain turned up to 13 or what? damn^2 |
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...kwo-ting Mr. Miyagi furom Karate-Kiddu numbah Wan. He tell story about big bad bull (burr?) to psycho karate coach. It waz derightful rittre scene, I riked bettah than wax on wax off.
I remember I next saw Pat Morita in Greyhounds and nearly crapped my pants at his lack of accent. Totally unrelated I know, but I'm in an unrelatedly disperse mood lately I'm afraid, so you'll have to excu oh look, a birdy!
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Ruu is a person that has a silly oriental sounding name who also reads manga and pretends that he's Japanese. Hey wait, that fits! You sir, are a hypocrite.
While I play online video games frequently as well, and yes, I hate these same people, you would appear to be one of these people.
Wait until you start going outside once in a while, and seeing how the real white kids act today: Black. Yep, even in the hick part of the nation I live in, I see more wiggers than normal white kids. They speak like fucking morons, listen to shitty music, and honestly make me fear for the future of our planet.
EDIT: Sounds exactly like the hicks, also. |
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Yeeaaah, no.
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It's Greek, not Asian.
And I know the wiggers at the mall. But they're only a small percentage of the monster that is internet white kids. |
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that although I may be a nerdy white kid that plays video games and occasionally reads and watches manga and anime, I, in no way, pretend to be Asian or even black. I'm so white that when a picture of me is taken with the flash on I actually look like I'm glowing. So I act white. Why? Because I can use common sense and logic, which are definitely somethings this world's been lacking (even though the commentors on GFD sure as HELL are not).
Moral of the story kids: Obama fucked your mother. |
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| women, jews, blacks, whites, cops, kids, infants, myspace, facebook, dating sites, Nancy Grace, homosexuals, mormons, witnesses, scientologists, over cooked pasta, Bill O'Riley, all music on MTV/VH1/CMT/BET/Local radio/iTUnes/college campasses, rednecks, NASCAR, George Bush and Obama, and anyone who believes Organic food is somehow safer. |
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