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work the corporate circle jerk continues...
by tinfoilhat
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 (eatpoo@yahoo.com) on Feb 10, 2010 01:57:16 PM

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If only suicide was painless...oh wait.
 
I came to this company to be associated with a great team of people who were some of the best and well respected of our industry. After the corporate buyout and subsequent firing of said people, the B team stepped up from the darkness. That would be you guys. Since you seem to think you fucking know everything, I want to be real clear.

You and your team of retards have successfully done NOTHING in the last four years. Yeah, I know you work late and come in early. I know you have lots and lots of meetings. But, what are you really doing? I imagine it's like some sort of abysmal circle jerk. Kind of like your failed and pathetic attempt at bringing new product to market. Product that is akin to selling pork skins to vegans.

Suspecting that you were all home schooled in some back water fundamentalist compound would be an insult to those assholes. My only hope is that one of the many budding entrepreneurs trying to get out from under this company will actually get traction. They have already offered me a position should this happen.

Or maybe the hundreds of want ads that I respond to online will actually call me back. I've been to seven interviews in the last 90 days. The only reason I haven't left is because the offers I did get were less stable than this sorry excuse for an outfit.

Please do me the courtesy of throwing yourselves from the 6th floor catwalk. What a fitting end to a bunch of lemmings. That would be awesome. Then you could rot in that level of hell reserved for bad managers and people who tailgate.

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    Jeez kid, you're still working there?
    by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
    gfd messagesYahooMSNICQ
    		 on Feb 11, 2010 04:00:35 PM
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    On the other hand, yeap; these last two years haven't been the ideal setting for quitting jobs on the grounds of Fuck Y'all, it must be said.

    Anywhizzy, how are Tits 1, 2, & 3 doing? Nailed any of them yet, or are they managerial game alone?

    Listen, you're a good writer, so try to get pissed off a little more often. Not that I have any right to say so, but, you know, I started this comment and now I can't find a way to wrap oh, fuck this, bye.
    ----
    Edit: Ya got ya shift keys back!!!
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    the tits triad update
    by tinfoilhat(eatpoo@yahoo.com)
    gfd messagesMSN
    		 on Feb 17, 2010 03:03:51 PM
    (#28364)
    First of all, I can't believe you read my other post from ages ago! Second, the tits have moved on. One was promoted in another department. Management has changed somewhat, so I had hoped. But, alas....

    Also, the shift key dilemma was just a state of mind. I have moved on to more private rebellions.


    :)
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