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| A dirty fucking redneck shit hole where every god damn person smells like ass and is always sick! Oh boy! |
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
My brother is a dirty cunt and sleeps with an even dirtier cunt. I can't use my name because my fucking friends and family find it hilarious to google my shit all the fucking time and show it off to their retarded friends like I'm some kind of god damn super computer hacker genius that can fucking telnet into Microsoft or the pentagon or some shit.
But I digress.
I live on the outskirts of a shitty little rat hole town of only 30,000 people who are constantly in each others asses so deep they can know what you had for breakfast this morning. So FUCKING EVERYONE gets sick from everyone else. And the god damn stomach flu has been going aroind here, and they shut down one of the schools for N1H1 like a couple of months ago. And now I've been asleep for almost sixty hours fighting a shit and puke storm of torment.
How did I get sick? My brothers fat fucking girlfriend hypocondriact who drinks literally 3 fucking two liters of soda in a day by herself(and wonders why she has so many head aches and can't lose weight) has every god damn problem known to man, and is currently living off us and the great state of ********; and for some odd reason has free medical. So she takes it upon herself to make countless appointments to every fucking doctor, dentist, or specialist that will give her lorecet or percocet.
She lives in this fucking perfect little world where she can get anything she wants and she can sit on her fat fucking ass and guzzle pepsi all day while we nigger around for her and do her bidding. (Like my brother does.) WELL FUCK YOU FAT ASS. I'm sick of her trying to sit here and mooch off my god damn brother while he goes out and works like a gook in the fields trying to bring home a little scratch for her to fucking spend on soda and pills she can snort.
But I digress.
SO! She brings back this three day super flu and my ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY is sick now, including my two year old nephew. And we're just getting over it. I spent almost two days sleeping becaues I couldn't fucking stand. And I still have an urking feeling in my stomach, but luckily I'm able to hold down a few slices of bred and some water.
She's so dirty and this town is so dirty, and I know my previous location wasn't that great, but I wasn't sick every god damn week. And now, instead of getting shit done like I needed to, I've been stuck in bed smelling my nuts cook with a fever.
Now, I'm going back to bed to try and sleep off whatever is left of this bug in me. And maybe shit it out in her shoes (oh wait, she doesn't wear any!) Maybe the same sweat pants she wears every day? No, she never takes them off. Hmmm.. HMMM..
Well, I guess adding shit to anything she has or wears would be an improvement. And as for my brother, I've lost all respect for him, and I hope that he moves the fuck out, takes her and his kid with him (As much as I love my nephew). Because I'm on my way out soon, and I can't fucking stand them anymore.
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