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THIS IS ACTUALLY A HAPPY RANT!
We're finally getting rid of the god damn chihuahua and her stupid fucking puppies that have been stinking up my living room and keeping my ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY AWAKE for the past oh I don't know, SIX FUCKING WEEKS.
If you ever have the grace of life gifted to your home, please do the humane thing and send them to the pound. Because I've beaten these adorable little cunts into submissions more nights than I can think of. And I apologize for animal cruelity, but when it's fucking six in the morning and I've only gotten twenty minutes of sleep the entire night, it just feels good to smash somethings head with a plastic nerf shot gun with real reloading action.
They're going to a no kill shelter tomorrow when my Dad takes 'em to work, and I can't fucking wait. Though a little part of me wishes they all find good loving homes so they don't get beat for just being puppies. |
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