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...chest area in a mirror: if there's a round-shaped, glowing blue thing in the center, you're Tony (Antonia?) Stark.
You're welcome. |
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| I was iron man. I could stop filling out college forms and going to highschool. I've got less than half a year left, why don't they just give me my diploma already. I could spend the rest of my days fighting villians, various countries around the world, and the 12 year old little shits that think they're cool because they can say the word "fuck". Wait, what fucking tangent did I just go off on? I think I just feel like bitching, which is all I listen to all day. So ya know what, it's my turn. Somebody give my panties a snap, I've got a speech to write! No really I do, I'm mostly procrastinating right now. |
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Yeah, you need to go see someone.
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For real.
Soon.
Also, no caffeine, lay off the sugar, drink lots of water, and watch the salt.
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Genocide, what an apt teen angst name. Sums it up. Just like my moniker sums up suburbia.
Anyway, your hormones are raging, your body is growing and if you are like every other stupid American you drink five energy drinks/soda pops a day and eat food that is barely not classified as a poison.
Sure go to the doc, you'll probably get Xanax and a bunch of expensive tests. They more than likely won't find anything, but heart problems are nothing to fuck around with. Go forth and get ye' young ass checked out.
Then find yourself a nice Emo/Goth girl and get laid. |
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| always be an Emo/Goth girl? Why cant it be a stretch-lipped crack whore or a fat english major librarian? The problem with Emo/Goth chicks is they always cut themselves before I get a chance to. |
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Whatever hole that says yes than.
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Look, I'm an equal opportunity matchmaker.
If she is of age and says yes, have a ball. Pun intended. |
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I've had similar problems for the past 7 years. I got checked out and everything was fine. A bunch of things like chronic stress, acid reflux, musculoskeletal injuries, etc. can cause scary but harmless heart problems. It's persisted for me for those 7 years and I'm still alive.
Of course, when you're talking about something that could potentially cause you to randomly and suddenly drop dead, you might not want to go with "probably nothing". The tests are not bad at all. If you're covered by your parents' insurance, go get it checked out. |
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The title of this rant on the frontpage keeps bringing forth the most bizarre images of coronary intercourse in my mind.
That can't be right.
Fuck my... brains?
Oh, shit... |
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| Are you type O blood? If so, you are naturally high in adrenaline. You also may be wheat intolerant, which causes things like this. Cut all wheat and gluten out of your diet and see how it goes. |
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