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by sirensez
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 (sirensezbendover@andtakeit.com) on Mar 8, 2010 12:15:47 AM

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If I were a Carebear, My name would be Lists-a-Lot. I would have grey fur and little pink post-its on my tummy with tiny illegible writing on them.
 
To Do on Sunday:

Wake up
Take shower
Get kids up
Feed kids
Dress them nicely (with panty hose and everything)
Keep kids clean {for fifteen miutes give or take)
Not be late for church (8:30)
Leave church without going to in-laws for breakfast (got shit to do)
Godfuckingdamnit mum won't take no for answer (she burns eggs)
Go home (two hours later)
Go to Lowe's and grocery (without kids)

Need From Lowe's:

Seed trays
Pearlte
Markers
Potting soil
5" endcaps left and right
2" angled trim brush
Drywall mud
Fuck FUCKITY FUck fuck I forgot the fuCKITY FUCK LIST !!!!!!!!!!
(and forgot my cell......FUCK AGAIN!!!!!)
Turn around drive 20 minutes
Get list
Drive 20 more minutes (note: it is essential I don't forget list)
Painter's calk
Two 8' sections of 3/4 round
Six 10' sections of crown moulding
Finishing nails for Paseload (I had to take the box cuz it would take up two lines on my post-it to write exactly what I needed)

Grocery List:

Was on same post-it as Lowe's list (I won't drag it out)

Anyway you get the idea
Lists of shit suck
I make them frequently because shitty grammar and spelling is okay on a list

That is all







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    And...
    by murdersgalore(spree_shooting@your_school.org)
    gfd messagesYahooMSN
    		 on Mar 8, 2010 05:41:31 PM
    (#28439)
    If you didnt make a list that included feeding and clothing your kids, would they spend the rest of the day naked and starving?
    [Reply to this comment]
    Rich people are rich pooppoopdunce
    by MakoRuu(Inailedyoursister@herfriends.house)
    gfd messagesAIMMSN
    		 on Mar 10, 2010 02:41:35 AM
    (#28444)
    For fucks sake if you can afford all that shit from Lowes hire a god damn Nanny.
    Seriously, that's like 300 dollars worth a shit that could be going to some nigger or mexican to watch your kids for you. Or, maybe you could get a husband who isn't lazy? Or at least a friend, fuck. Take some weight off your shoulders and buy a really big really intense vibrator or a sybian.

    Also: What the fuck are you doing on this website if you go to Church regularly? Fuck, what are you doing on the INTERNET for that matter.

    3. Do not take the lord thy Gods name in vain. <-- That one is in the Bible and everything.
    [Reply to this comment]
      I thought Goddamn was only wun wurd
      by sirensez(sirensezbendover@andtakeit.com)
      gfd messages
      		 on Mar 17, 2010 01:23:47 AM
      (#28468)
      i cum frum the hills and such...Read the bible and edumacate yoself......It's worth reading at least one time.....



      PS i am not rich!@!!!!!!
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        Eh, dunno...
        by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
        gfd messagesYahooMSNICQ
        		 on Mar 29, 2010 09:32:26 AM
        (#28495)
        ...richness lies in the eye of the beholder.
        To me, anybody not living in my neighborhood is rich.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          you must be my neighbor....
          by sirensez(sirensezbendover@andtakeit.com)
          gfd messages
          		 on Apr 1, 2010 11:13:53 PM
          (#28499)
          Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
          please won't you be my neighbor.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            Oh, yes pleez.
            by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
            gfd messagesYahooMSNICQ
            		 on Apr 5, 2010 01:46:35 AM
            (#28512)
            I don't care if it's Kabul or Scamander Vallis, anywhere but this fucking place.
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
              hmm....
              by murdersgalore(spree_shooting@your_school.org)
              gfd messagesYahooMSN
              		 on Apr 5, 2010 07:18:08 AM
              (#28514)
              Maybe you'd get lucky and she's show you her tassles.
              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                ....no tassels
                by sirensez(sirensezbendover@andtakeit.com)
                gfd messages
                		 on Apr 5, 2010 10:56:57 PM
                (#28516)
                only cleavage....

                and butt crack :)
                [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                  I can only hope....
                  by murdersgalore(spree_shooting@your_school.org)
                  gfd messagesYahooMSN
                  		 on Apr 6, 2010 10:39:03 AM
                  (#28523)
                  When it comes to the butt crack, you keep some baby wipes in your purse.
                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                    I do actually..
                    by sirensez(sirensezbendover@andtakeit.com)
                    gfd messages
                    		 on Apr 7, 2010 12:52:32 AM
                    (#28527)
                    a diaper or two as well.

                    The problem is: they don't make jeans that come up to your belly button anymore.
                    [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                      hmmm
                      by murdersgalore(spree_shooting@your_school.org)
                      gfd messagesYahooMSN
                      		 on Apr 7, 2010 05:06:56 AM
                      (#28529)
                      I never saw that as a problem. Im glad the new fad is for 30 something moms to dress like they are 12 y/o Hannah Montana fans. Those hip huggers go especially great with the tit curtains chicks wear with them. Only problem is, if she is working around food and has short top on, she might need two hair nets, or maybe a wax.
                      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                        subject needs comment. comment needs subject.
                        by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
                        gfd messagesAIM
                        		 on Aug 22, 2010 11:47:54 AM
                        (#29028)
                        i love it when young men are obviously scoping out one of these freaky underaged-fashioned women from the back, and tap them on the shoulder... the look of horror on the men's faces when the woman turns around and they realize they've been mistakenly ogling the cryptkeeper in skinny jeans and a pushup bra... priceless.
                        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                  I like butt crack...
                  by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
                  gfd messagesYahooMSNICQ
                  		 on Apr 11, 2010 10:50:01 PM
                  (#28549)
                  ...even better than boob meth and snatch coke. Not so fond of dick pot, dough.
                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    I see your problem..
    by Pneumonoultramicrosc
    gfd messages
    		 on Apr 15, 2010 11:31:20 AM
    (#28559)
    Cross off church. It's a waste of time and money.
    [Reply to this comment]
    Goddamn it, I wanted to know
    by Invictus(thethumb@michigan.com)
    gfd messages
    		 on May 10, 2010 07:09:15 AM
    (#28649)
    what was on the grocery list. Sigh!
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