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| Seriously, is that all that I fucking am? A fucking plush to hug and tell all the stories to when you're sad? I'm sure many of you have seen a story like this one before, but I don't give a flying fuck, I need to fucking say it. That's what GFD is for, right? |
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Ok, gonna go lower on the Haterade. So, all in all, I feel like a motherfucking plush-toy everyone's had since he was a kid and never had the heart to throw away, simply keep it in a box.
Backstory, I'm that guy with the ''mysterious aura'' (christ's sake, I feel like a dumbshit just for writting that) who rarely talks to anyone except his few friends, who gets slightly-above average grades, and had some girls fall in love with or atleast get a crush on, but never really bothered having a girlfriend.
Why do I feel like that? It's simple, and I'm pretty sure everyone, or atleast 83% of the guys, maybe some girls too, felt this before. I'm in love with this girl. For christ's sake, let's call her Sarah. So there's Sarah, who is one of my closest friend. I've been in love with her for some time, but I'm just too fucking much of a pussy to tell her. Big fucking deal. That's not the point.
As I said above, I could get pretty decent girls if I wanted to, but christ's sake, they're generally sluts. Sarah, her, can get just any guy she wants.
Any. Fucking. Guy.
But for some reason, she only dates fucking douchebags, pricks, and, hell, motherfuckers. Now if it was only that I wouldn't give a goddamn shit about it. I'd be happy she's happy with fucking jerks. But she isn't. She's always breaking up with them or they end up breaking up with her (after a good fuck session, of course, and maybe some nudes to top it off). And who does she come to cry?
That's right, me. She's always saying that all guys are fucking jerks, except me of course, I'm the best guy on earth to her eyes. Even if she thinks they are all douches, she will end up going back with them. Again, and again, and again, and- did I mention again? Fuck's sake, get a grip, bitch. That guy will still be the same fucking jerk than before. One time I even had to fucking beat up a guy because he was threatening her. I didn't care, I have to beat up people about once or twice every 2 weeks, since being popular with the ladies is something other guys believe impossible if they aren't the popular one, and that the only way to change that is (trying to) beat up the other guy.
I'm getting out of track here.
So I beat up that guy, she's super thankful I saved her, fucking blah-blah-blah. What I get for all this? ''You're the greatest friend ever'' and a hug. What do I know, 1 month later, she's back with that guy.
Ok, I can get more of that sweet, sweet Haterade. I'm fucking tired of putting up with that shit over and over. I'm fucking sick of her crying about how all guys she dates are fucking pricks but few weeks later ''I love him, we'll be together for ever'' and all that shit. Then, maybe 1 month later, 3 at the max, ''I hate him I don't want to see him ever again BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW''.
Finally got it out. Man, how do they fucking say it, I feel better, yeah? Thank you for reading all this, I know it was fucking long, but goddamn it felt good releasing that.
If anyone shares my thoughts, leave a comment, if you don't, leave a comment, if you want to say ''Old kind of story is old'' go fuck yourself (but leave a comment first), if you want to say how fucking wrong I am, go for it, I can take on anything, honeslty. All I have to say is this: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT This felt good. |
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