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relationships Fuck All The Bitches In The World
by Life Is Just Awesome
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on Jun 23, 2010 12:29:47 AM

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Yes, another story about some bitch that fucked it all up!
 
Honestly, just what the fuck. Everyone has been rejected at one time or another (unless you lack the balls to come out of a reclusive shell and ask a girl out on a date). But this must rank in the top ten bitchiest things a girl could do.

So life is all going great and im, for some stupid shit reason, infactuated with this seemingly great girl. So I do what any man with balls would do! I ask her out on a date to see a movie. I get a yes with a smile and a hug thrown in and I walk off happy that I didn't puke. Life is just awesome!

She has to work. Instead of going out she has to work, which I can understand just fine. So we set up a date for the next weekend. She has to work. Now I'm thinking, "If you had to work today why did you say we should go to te movie today". Alrite it's all good, I'll wait to go out with this incredible girl. So we set up the date for the next weekend and guess what the fuck happens... she has to work!

Now I feel like she's leading me on or that she just doesn't want to say no so she doesn't hurt my feelings. So I talk to her about it as tactfully as I can and in the end I get to the conclusion that she really does wanna go but she has a very demanding job. What a load of god damn fucking bullshit.

I decided to take matters into my own hands and I surprised her at her apartment. I had been there a few times because we were pretty good friends already. She opens the door, turns red, and asks why im there. I look inside a little and there's just some random duchebag sitting on her couch with no shirt on looking pissed as hell that i'm interrupting his move on my was-to-soon-be-girlfriend. I just fucking stared at this amazing, super nice girl for a minute. Like a fucking dumbshit she asks, "What's wrong?". I ask who the guy is and, again, like a fucking dumbshit she says, "What guy," as she closes the door a little. Yeah, like i didn't fucking see the guy you were about to fuck just sitting there. I just fucking lost it and went in there and hit him. One good shot square to the eye and he was an the floor. Kicked him once for good measure and then I left.

Why the FUCK would someone do something so fucking bitchy!? What the hell makes you think it's a good fucking idea to say yes to a guy while you guy fuck someother guy behind his back? And then you try to play it down when I ask who the fuck it is!? If she just said no to fucking begin with there would be no reason to rant about this shit. But to lead a guy on for almost a month while you fuck someone behind his back, even after he asks you if you don't actually want to go out is BULLSHIT. That is a god damn bullshitting, backstabbing, bitch of a woman right there! All I want to do right now is give her a good fucking bitchslap across her pretty little face. But apparently hitting her is morally wrong and unethical so I had to settle for hitting the guy and kicking his balls. I'm gonna laugh that an asshole when the little bitch cheats on him because he doesn't have anymore nuts. Even after my little rant I still wanna fucking smack someone across the face, it just sounds like it would make life so much better. Im pretty sure now that booze was originally made because of the bitches in this god damn world.

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    Yeah,
    by chronkite(chronkite@gmail.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Jun 23, 2010 07:48:54 AM
    (#28762)
    you're a deranged criminal idiot. Hopefully you're in jail before long, and we don't hear from you for a long time.

    What, do you think she's your GIRLFRIEND? That she owes you ANYTHING?

    Fucking psycho.

    Get the fuck off my computer screen.
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      I concur.
      by TheChisa(myballs@your.chin)
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Jun 26, 2010 02:32:29 PM
      (#28763)
      So basically, this girl didn't like you enough to fuck you, and you took it out on some innocent dude that had nothing to do with you and cockblocked him for the night. Awesome solution.

      Why didn't you just rape her, too? Because fuck, if you're going to go ahead and validate criminal assault and battery, you might as well just go all out. One type of violence is okay, but not another? You didn't go there to fight a dude; you went there to fuck a bitch! Just hold her down and give it to her good like you know she wants it! Why not?

      Alternately, maybe you could not let your hormones run your life, Doogie Howser.
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    cool story bro
    by fellacious(fellacious@gmail.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Jun 26, 2010 10:03:40 PM
    (#28765)
    obviously she said she'd go out with you just to get out of an awkward and potentially dangerous situation. she never was any interested in the first place. you're way too pushy, which you feel like you need to be because otherwise you wouldn't get women to look at you twice because you're probably ugly
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    You, kid,
    by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
    gfd messagesYahooMSNICQ
    on Jun 28, 2010 08:13:14 AM
    (#28766)
    are one terrifying psycho.
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    Wow, is the sky blue in your world too? gold star
    by FuckedWife(fuckmerunnin'@marriagesucks.co)
    gfd messages
    on Jun 29, 2010 02:47:13 PM
    (#28773)
    In what fucking world does asking someone out to the movies equate to "dibs" on said person for every minute of every day?

    So, you go to her home, scare the fuck out of her and assault some guy. Some guy that could actually be her brother, or cousin. Really, doesn't (or shouldn't) matter to you, but obviously in your world, it does.

    All I can say is you are really lucky she is just a "bitch."

    Cause I'm a card carrying member of the NRA and if you had shown up at my door, threatening me, forcing your way inside to assault a guest of mine, I would avail myself of the Castle Doctrine and shoot your ass.

    Try this next time. Two no-shows means, "thanks but no thanks." At that point walk away.

    And, thank your god that the girl and stranger on her couch are liberals.
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    You know what? gold starthumbs updunce
    by murdersgalore(spree_shooting@your_school.org)
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    on Jun 29, 2010 10:56:18 PM
    (#28774)
    I'll bet that guy was fucking your sweet little perfect girl. Probably always had been. He's probably fucking her right now!! She's probably deep-throating his cock and her pussy is getting wet as you read this. Hell, he probably just fucked your sweet perfect girl with his unprotected cock and spooed a huge load in her. What can you do about it? Think about her sucking his dick. Get a mental picture in your mind of it. Think about how she preferred him over you!!! Hurts doesn't it? Just as I type this, Ill bet he is burried 7 inches in her ass. Imagine that, boy! He's corn-holing your perfect flawless girl and she's fucking loving it!!! I'll bet she tells him how big he is. I'll bet it was worth it though. Im sure all the while he's getting all this good pussy he's sulking about how you hit him. Who's the sucker now, convict?
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    Stalker
    by PuraVida
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    on Jul 13, 2010 11:39:41 AM
    (#28785)
    I hate when people try to justify their stalking, like they are doing the other person a favor. Showing up at someone's place uninvited for a surprise visit..It's stalking.
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      stalker is right
      by sirensez(sirensezbendover@andtakeit.com)
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      on Jul 14, 2010 05:09:23 AM
      (#28788)
      I could be way bitchier than her if you showed up at my house without invitation....think aluminum baseball bat or raid and a lighter.
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    possible motive of "bitch" heart
    by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
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    on Jul 25, 2010 01:08:44 AM
    (#28825)
    she tried to be nice because she was probably scared of you.

    i wonder why.
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      I love you, raven.
      by TheChisa(myballs@your.chin)
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Jul 30, 2010 12:10:46 AM
      (#28867)
      By which I mean I'll be showing up at your house unexpectedly and beating the piss out of any male I find there.
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        Scene afterwards gold stargold star
        by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
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        on Aug 2, 2010 04:58:58 PM
        (#28908)
        Grandpa (from the floor): "Raven, that feisty young man who just walked in and out - why did he pound me repeatedly in the face?"

        Raven (helping him up): "He was just... it's... complicated"

        Grandpa (putting broken glasses back on): "Did it have anything to do with this, this Internet, thing?"

        Raven (startled): "How on... actually, yes. Yes it did."

        Grandpa (sighs, resumes his Dickens): "Of course it did."
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