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petty complaints Never ever shake a baby
by PuraVida
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on Jul 19, 2010 11:54:18 PM

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But God Fucking Damn It ... you can shake a Baby Daddy... or a Baby Momma for that matter.
 
I can't tell you how much it sucks that people with kids your child's age automatically think that makes you best friends forever. When did calling before you stop by go out of style? When did inviting your family to have dinner at my house become good manners? When did bringing your disgusting, bratty, obnoxious child over to my house 3 times a week because your routine? Just something I needed to purge.

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    Thanks for the insight
    by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
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    on Jul 20, 2010 06:45:20 PM
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    I've often wondered why my deep-rooted misanthropic tendencies worsened after I had kids, and you gave me an answer - I just realized I've dodged the situation you describe by being a total asshole to everyone, and that makes me incredibly happy.
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      I want to be the Queen of being an asshole.
      by PuraVida
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      on Jul 22, 2010 08:35:53 AM
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      I am finding that being an asshole is the way to go. People just want to escape their shitty lives and suck the joy out of yours. Cheers to being an asshole!
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