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|Dear Bastards, Assholes, and Pussies,|
|I stubled up on GFD about a month ago and thought I had died and went to a better place! I also posted a short, painful-to-the-eyes story which had several comments. Murdersgalore, The Gaborg, The Master, scarygermanguy and so on...|
Fuck all you bitches, I found love at first sight. Haha, this website is an inspiration and is fuckin addicting. All you bastards are fucking halarious and must have Hollywood grade whores sucking on all your dicks right now. (And if you don't have a dick, they're fingering your twat so fast it's going to burst into flames) These writings burn my eyes with pleasure. The first piece of LCD screen awesomeness I read left me twitching with my eyes rolled back from a gigantic orgasim and had to go change my lil girl panties. One aspect about this website is everything goes. Anybody can bitch about ANYTHING!!! "fuck the world" to "suck my dick".. fuck it, it's cool with GFD. I personally do not have much to rant about because all you pussyfarts have it covered. One thing that I will rant about is weakassbitches who hate GFD... F.U.C.K YOUUU!!! If you don't like this goddamn website, GO TO ANOTHER ONE or go back to your pathetic life. We all know you love it here. Even while you're fucking your sister you're thinking about us, and, deep down in your heart, with every thrust, you know not a motherfucker here even thinks about you as they wipe the shit from their ass. It's sad, I know. Only if you would come to the dark side! Stop the incest and get off your momma's breast! Nobody loves you and we all know it. If you only would accept GFD maybe you will understand this and enjoy all of the hate-love. You say this site is garbage? I say your life is garbage.. You say this website is dog trash? I say you eat your dog's hot shit....You say fuck off? I say Fuck you. See how FUCKING AWESOME you feel you goddamn treehugger. I can even say that your moms has some tight pussy and that you're expecting another sibling. You should be filled with hate and come here to rant about it. The elders here will not want to read your sorryass rant and tell you that you should start calling me daddy.
In conclusion, for all the "true" GFDamners and elders... I FUCKING LOVE YOU! This shit is like cocaine for the brain. And for all the haters... well .... fuck you.